nuqneH (that's hello in Klingon, humans), I'm Worf!
In this timeline, I'm a greyhound, masquerading as a giant teddy bear with a big snoot and an even bigger heart.
I'm a gentle soul, the kind of hound you'd fall in love with the minute we step out on an interstellar adventure. I'm an attentive hound who, despite my impressive size, loves to walk gently in tune with my humanoid companion, checking on their progress.
Whilst on your planet, I'd love to learn what it's like to be in a family. I’m not quite sure about the very young humanoids (there weren’t many on my previous interstellar adventures) and would prefer those I live with to be older, (12 and up!).
I am still learning about other canines (they are a new phenomenon for me in this timeline!) so I really hope you can help me learn about them, although I'd prefer to be the only one in the house. Hopefully you'll help me to find my (enormous) feet and build my confidence to make new furry alliances over time.
I enjoy the quieter life so ideally your home (Qo'noS 2.0) is somewhere we can stargaze, listen to bird songs and soak up the serenity. I'd never warp drive anywhere but with you, tIqDaq HoSna' tu'lu' (real power is in the heart). It is important for me to be able to have a place outside to focus on my learnings about this planet, so I would like you to have a backyard for me (pretty please!)
Make the 'trek' to Greysland! In the words of my ancestors, reH bang larghlu' (love is always smelled) and I can't wait for you to boop my snoot! Xx
If you think you'd be interested in meeting me, fill out an application form and the volunteers at Greyhound Rescue will get on the case. Our matchmakers go to greyt lengths to match each hound with the right family to make sure everyone's happy, and you'll become part of a wonderful rescue community with lots of support along the way. Get in touch to find out more!
PS - want a free bag of food if you adopt me? Just enquire via my
SavourLife Profile. For every finalised adoption through the page, SavourLife will give Greyhound Rescue a donation and you a free bag of food!